this is the best pun in tv history but oh my gosh the feels
you’re the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen, and no i’m not saying that because we’re right next to McDonald’s and i’m out of money
remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp
every gamer’s reaction upon finding a blood-covered room: well that’s not good
I am pretty sure that is not exclusive just to gamers.
why do people like fall
NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD
its 2015 and everyone still hates me
just planning ahead
my sister proposed to her girlfriend last night and she keeps making jokes about being engayged
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
person annoying you?
refill their bladder